In honor of the recent TomKat wedding I thought it was about time to post my long held Tom Cruise movie rule. In addition, Laura Lynn and I recently watched Mission Impossible III (which we both thought was pretty good) and which backs up the rule. It is as follows: If he has short or medium hair, the movie will be good. If he had long hair the movie will stink. While I have not watched every Tom Cruise movie (thank goodness), here are more than a few that back up my hypothesis.
- Legend - Long Hair - No need to watch, thumbs down
- Top Gun - Short Hair - Classic, thumbs up
- Rain Man - Medium Hair - Not for me, Neutral
- Days of Thunder - Long Hair - Cruise and NASCAR?, thumbs down
- A Few Good Men - Short Hair - I can handle the truth, thumbs up
- The Firm - Medium Hair - Thumbs Up
- Interview with a Vampire - Long Hair - Vampires? Thumbs down
- Mission Impossible - Short Hair - Thumbs up
- Jerry Macguire - Med Hair - Show me the hair, thumbs up
- Eyes Wide Shut - Long Hair - No comment, thumbs down
- MI2 - Long Hair - Who didn't have a mask on? Thumbs down
- Vanilla Sky - Long Hair - Yikes, thumbs down
- Minority Report - Short Hair - Thumbs up
- War of the Worlds - Short Hair - Bacteria does kill, thumbs up
- MI3 - Short Hair - Thumbs up
In honor of the recent TomKat wedding I thought it was about time to post my long held Tom Cruise movie rule. In addition, Laura Lynn and I recently watched Mission Impossible III (which we both thought was pretty good) and which backs up the rule. It is as follows: If he has short or medium hair, the movie will be good. If he had long hair the movie will stink. While I have not watched every Tom Cruise movie (thank goodness), here are more than a few that back up my hypothesis.
2 comments:
Man I liked Legend! Does that mean something's wrong with me? Leave your comments to yourselves!
Have you seen The Last Samurai? Long Hair - Muy bien!
Here is a another tom cruise movie rule: tom cruise has a running scene in ever movie he makes. try and name one movie that he doesn't have a running scene
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